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Top Twenty Reasons JF will not get an R-rating.

20. Jav engages in deplorable violence in every scene.
19. Jav beats up everyone who looks slightly Asian.
18. Anime films don't get real ratings, only NR-Mature (further perpetuating the myth that Anime is just Japornimation).
17. People - especially underage kids - are using drugs in Scene 2 and Scene 13.
16. In JF, Jav advocates the use of drugs.
15. No one takes non-R-rated movies seriously.
14. JF will contain scenes of the rape of minors (only fifteen scenes from now, in case you're wondering, pedophiles).
13. JF contains conspiracy theories and general anarchist propaganda.
12. JF "Making Of" gets updates daily.
11. JF gets updates every few blue moons.
10. JF contains sci-fi style mass distruction.
9. JF contains CG (Disney never gets R-ratings).
8. JF would actually be useful to a person under 18.
7. Jav will not compromise his ideals to comply with standards set by unelected unrepresentative "officials".
6. In JF, Jav advocates the supervised use of drugs.
5. JF will contain realistic hacking.
4. Jav is a slacker.
3. Jav is a physicist.
2. JF contains "naughty" language that will corrupt youth.
1. JF will never be viewed by anyone other than Jav and his Mother.

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